function create_trailer() { var trailer_array = new Array('teaser_bit_1', 'teaser_bit_2', 'teaser_bit_3', 'teaser_bit_4', 'teaser_bit_5', 'quotes_array', 'teaser_bit_1', 'teaser_bit_2', 'teaser_bit_3', 'teaser_bit_4', 'teaser_bit_5', 'quotes_array', 'quotes_array', 'story_1', 'story_2', 'story_3', 'title_array_noun', 'story_4', 'story_5', 'story_6', 'boom_array', 'boom_array', 'movies_array', 'movies_array', 'names_array', 'names_array', 'composer_array', 'title_array_1', 'title_array_adj', 'title_array_noun', 'title_array_noun', 'ratings_array') var movieFlag = ""; for(var x = 0; x < trailer_array.length; x++) { var innerVal = ""; var thisArray = window[trailer_array[x]] randomVal = thisArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * thisArray.length)] if(trailer_array[x] == "names_array") { var newEl = document.createElement("img"); newEl.src = "pics/" + randomVal + ".jpg" newEl.setAttribute('class', 'pic'); document.getElementById("trailer").appendChild(newEl); } var newEl = document.createElement("span"); var class_name = trailer_array[x].split('_'); newEl.setAttribute('class', class_name[0]); if (class_name[0] == "composer") innerVal = "Featuring original music by " else if (class_name[0] == "boom") randomVal = randomVal.toUpperCase(); else if (class_name[0] == "movies" && movieFlag == "") { innerVal = "From the producer of " movieFlag = 1; } else if (class_name[0] == "movies" && movieFlag == "1") { innerVal = "and " } innerVal = innerVal + randomVal; newEl.innerHTML = innerVal + " "; innerVal="" document.getElementById("trailer").appendChild(newEl); } } var names_array = new Array( 'zellweger', 'wilson', 'white', 'weaving', 'walters', 'travis', 'townsend', 'tomlin', 'thornton', 'sutherland', 'stiller', 'stewart', 'stallone', 'sandler', 'rogan', 'reynolds', 'pullman', 'phoenix', 'neeson', 'myers', 'moss', 'midler', 'mcgregor', 'malkovich', 'lwilson', 'lee', 'lawrence', 'kidman', 'jolie', 'johnson', 'holmes', 'higgins', 'gibson', 'giamatti', 'ford', 'flemyng', 'fishburne', 'ferrell', 'fallon', 'dicaprio', 'deschanel', 'damon', 'curran', 'cruise', 'crowe', 'cooper', 'connery', 'cedric', 'carrey', 'cameron', 'bledel', 'blanchett', 'biggs', 'basinger', 'baker', 'alexander') var movies_array = new Array( 'The Shawshank Redemption', 'The Godfather', 'The Godfather: Part II', 'Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo.', 'Pulp Fiction', 'Schindlers List', '12 Angry Men', 'One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest', 'Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back', 'The Dark Knight', 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King', 'Star Wars', 'Casablanca', 'Shichinin no samurai', 'Goodfellas', 'Fight Club', 'Cidade de Deus', 'The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring', 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', 'Rear Window', 'The Usual Suspects', 'Psycho', 'Cera una volta il West', 'The Silence of the Lambs', 'The Matrix', 'Se7en', 'Memento', 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', 'Its a Wonderful Life', 'Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb', 'Sunset Blvd.', 'North by Northwest', 'Citizen Kane', 'Léon', 'Apocalypse Now', 'Forrest Gump', 'American Beauty', 'American History X', 'Taxi Driver', 'Vertigo', 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day', 'Lawrence of Arabia', 'Alien', 'Le fabuleux destin dAmélie Poulain', 'WALL·E', 'Saving Private Ryan', 'A Clockwork Orange', 'The Shining', 'Paths of Glory', 'The Departed', 'The Pianist', 'To Kill a Mockingbird', 'Aliens', 'Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi', 'Das Leben der Anderen', 'M', 'Double Indemnity', 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind', 'Chinatown', 'Requiem for a Dream', 'The Third Man', 'L.A. Confidential', 'Reservoir Dogs', 'Das Boot', 'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre', 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', 'City Lights', 'El laberinto del fauno', 'The Bridge on the River Kwai', 'Inglourious Basterds', 'Raging Bull', 'Avatar', 'The Prestige', 'Back to the Future', '2001: A Space Odyssey', 'La vita è bella', 'Up', 'Singin in the Rain', 'Modern Times', 'Some Like It Hot', 'Der Untergang', 'Amadeus', 'Full Metal Jacket', 'Nuovo cinema Paradiso', 'The Maltese Falcon', 'Braveheart', 'Rashômon', 'Gran Torino', 'Once Upon a Time in America', 'All About Eve', 'The Green Mile', 'Metropolis', 'The Elephant Man', 'Slumdog Millionaire', 'Sin City', 'The Great Dictator', 'Rebecca', 'The Apartment', 'The Sting', 'Gladiator', 'The Great Escape', 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade', 'Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi', 'Ladri di biciclette', 'Unforgiven', 'Jaws', 'Batman Begins', 'Blade Runner', 'Die Hard', 'Hotel Rwanda', 'Mr. Smith Goes to Washington', 'On the Waterfront', 'No Country for Old Men', 'Oldboy', 'Det sjunde inseglet', 'Touch of Evil', 'Fargo', 'District 9', 'Mononoke-hime', 'The Wizard of Oz', 'Per qualche dollaro in più', 'Heat', 'Strangers on a Train', 'Donnie Darko', 'Cool Hand Luke', 'High Noon', 'The Sixth Sense', 'Notorious', 'There Will Be Blood', 'The Deer Hunter', 'The Manchurian Candidate', 'Annie Hall', 'The Wrestler', 'Kill Bill: Vol. 1', 'Snatch.', 'The General', 'Platoon', 'The Big Lebowski', 'Yojimbo', 'Ben-Hur', 'Into the Wild', 'Ran', 'The Big Sleep', 'Million Dollar Baby', 'It Happened One Night', 'The Lion King', 'Life of Brian', 'Witness for the Prosecution', 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid', 'Smultronstället', 'The Bourne Ultimatum', 'Finding Nemo', 'Trainspotting', 'Stand by Me', 'Star Trek', 'The Graduate', 'The Terminator', 'Gone with the Wind', 'Toy Story', 'Groundhog Day', 'Scarface', 'The Thing', 'Amores perros', 'Ratatouille', 'Dog Day Afternoon', 'Gandhi', 'V for Vendetta', 'The Gold Rush', 'The Grapes of Wrath', 'Le salaire de la peur', 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', 'Twelve Monkeys', '8½', 'Les diaboliques', 'Casino', 'The Night of the Hunter', 'Hotaru no haka', 'The Princess Bride', 'The Incredibles', 'Judgment at Nuremberg', 'The Killing', 'Kind Hearts and Coronets', 'The Wild Bunch', 'Children of Men', 'In Bruges', 'The Exorcist', 'Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans', 'The Best Years of Our Lives', 'The Kid', 'Le notti di Cabiria', 'The Hustler', 'Dial M for Murder', 'Ed Wood', 'Harvey', 'Good Will Hunting', 'Rosemarys Baby', 'Big Fish', 'King Kong', 'A Streetcar Named Desire', 'Letters from Iwo Jima', 'Låt den rätte komma in', 'Sleuth', 'Shadow of a Doubt', 'Stalag 17', 'Kill Bill: Vol. 2', 'Le scaphandre et le papillon', 'Magnolia', 'Mystic River', 'Rocky', 'Network', 'Crash', 'The African Queen', 'Brief Encounter', 'Rope', 'Bonnie and Clyde', 'Duck Soup', 'Manhattan', 'La strada', 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button', 'Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl', 'La battaglia di Algeri', 'Shutter Island', 'Wo hu cang long', 'Changeling', 'Patton', 'The Conversation', 'Planet of the Apes', 'Little Miss Sunshine', 'The Adventures of Robin Hood', 'Les quatre cents coups', 'The Nightmare Before Christmas', 'Whos Afraid of Virginia Woolf?', 'All Quiet on the Western Front', 'Anatomy of a Murder', 'Mulholland Dr.', 'Barry Lyndon', 'El secreto de sus ojos', 'The Lady Vanishes', 'Shaun of the Dead', 'Spartacus', 'Tonari no Totoro', 'The Truman Show', 'Glory', 'Monsters, Inc.', 'The Philadelphia Story', 'Arsenic and Old Lace', 'His Girl Friday', 'Toy Story 2', 'Mou gaan do', 'Edward Scissorhands'); var boom_array = new Array( 'Taste the beyond...', 'Life forever...', 'everything you know...', 'everyone you love...', 'get ready...', 'get set...', 'when your life is no longer your own...', 'an outpost on the edge of space...', 'discover new friends...', 'take a chance...', 'take a leap...', 'imagine the wonder...', 'everything you thought you knew...', 'discover...', 'dream...', 'hope...', 'imagine...', 'hold on for the ride of your life...', 'your life is over...', 'the end is near...', 'this is only the beginning...', 'hold on for the ride of your life...', 'hang on for the ride of a lifetime...', 'say goodbye to everyone you know...', 'say hello to everyone you love...', 'say hello...', 'say goodbye...', 'live forever...', 'discover the beyond...', 'dream a dream...', 'give hope a second chance...', 'give life a second chance...', 'now is the time...', 'the time is now...') var ratings_array = new Array('Rated G', 'Rated PG', 'Rated PG-13', 'Rated R', 'This film is not yet rated.'); var composer_array = new Array( 'Danny Elfman', 'Jon Williams', 'John Barry', 'Bernard Herrmann', 'Erich Wolfgang Korngold', 'A. R. Rahman', 'Nisar Bazmi', 'Craig Armstrong', 'David Arnold', 'Luís Enríquez Bacalov', 'Angelo Badalamenti', 'Klaus Badelt', 'John Barry', 'Tyler Bates', 'Christophe Beck', 'Marco Beltrami', 'Charles Bernstein', 'Elmer Bernstein', 'Howard Blake', 'Terence Blanchard', 'Simon Boswell', 'Jon Brion', 'Bruce Broughton', 'Carter Burwell', 'Sean Callery', 'John Carpenter', 'George S. Clinton', 'Charlie Clouser', 'Bill Conti', 'Ry Cooder', 'Aaron Copland', 'Mychael Danna', 'Don Davis', 'John Debney', 'Georges Delerue', 'Alexandre Desplat', 'Pino Donaggio', 'Patrick Doyle', 'Anne Dudley', 'Clint Eastwood', 'Randy Edelman', 'Cliff Eidelman', 'Danny Elfman', 'Harold Faltermeyer', 'George Fenton', 'Brad Fiedel', 'Jerry Fielding', 'Robert Folk', 'Lisa Gerrard', 'Michael Giacchino', 'Philip Glass', 'Nick Glennie-Smith', 'Elliot Goldenthal', 'Jerry Goldsmith', 'Ron Goodwin', 'Harry Gregson-Williams', 'Rupert Gregson-Williams', 'Dave Grusin', 'Marvin Hamlisch', 'Bernard Herrmann', 'Joe Hisaishi', 'Lee Holdridge', 'James Horner', 'Akira Ifukube', 'Ilaiyaraaja', 'James Newton Howard', 'Alberto Iglesias', 'Mark Isham', 'Steve Jablonsky', 'Maurice Jarre', 'Quincy Jones', 'Trevor Jones', 'Jan A.P. Kaczmarek', 'Michael Kamen', 'Wojciech Kilar', 'Erich Wolfgang Korngold', 'Michel Legrand', 'Mark Mancina', 'Henry Mancini', 'Clint Mansell', 'Dario Marianelli', 'Joel McNeely', 'Alan Menken', 'Giorgio Moroder', 'Jerome Moross', 'Ennio Morricone', 'Ira Newborn', 'Alfred Newman', 'David Newman', 'Randy Newman', 'Thomas Newman', 'Jack Nitzsche', 'Alex North', 'Michael Nyman', 'John Ottman', 'Basil Poledouris', 'Rachel Portman', 'John Powell', 'Zbigniew Preisner', 'Sergei Prokofiev', 'Trevor Rabin', 'Graeme Revell', 'Laurence Rosenthal', 'Leonard Rosenman', 'William Ross', 'Nino Rota', 'Miklós Rózsa', 'Arthur B. Rubinstein', 'Craig Safan', 'Ryuichi Sakamoto', 'Gustavo Santaolalla', 'Philippe Sarde', 'Lalo Schifrin', 'Nathan Scott', 'Eric Serra', 'Marc Shaiman', 'David Shire', 'Howard Shore', 'Alan Silvestri', 'Max Steiner', 'Dimitri Tiomkin', 'Brian Tyler', 'Vangelis', 'Shirley Walker', 'Stephen Warbeck', 'Franz Waxman', 'John Williams', 'Debbie Wiseman', 'Gabriel Yared', 'Christopher Young', 'Victor Young', 'Hans Zimmer', 'Coldplay', 'Radiohead', 'P Diddy', 'Nicholas Hooper') var teaser_bit_1 = new Array('Imagine', 'In', 'What if there were') var teaser_bit_2 = new Array('a place where', 'a time when', 'a land where'); var teaser_bit_3 = new Array('life', 'time', 'family', 'a friend', 'faith', 'hope', 'justice', 'love', 'consequence', 'your life', 'your family', 'death') var teaser_bit_4 = new Array('was', 'is') var teaser_bit_5 = new Array('lost', 'found', 'changed', 'different', 'gone', 'slower', 'faster', 'everywhere', 'no where') var quotes_array = new Array('"I love my dead gay son."', '"Where was ya, Wang? We was worried."', '"Shut that cunts mouth or Ill come over there and fuckstart her head!"', '"How am I not myself?"', '"Welcome to Debbie Country."', '"I feel like Im taking crazy pills!"', '"Well, this piece is called Lick My Love Pump."', '"This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."', '"I hate you, and I hate your ass face!"', '"Back and to the left."', '"No, I said allo, but thats close enough."', '"Thats bee-YOU-tee-ful, what is that, velvet?"', '"Its a moral imperative."', '"Go do that voodoo that you do so well!"', '"No dice, soldier."', '"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."', '"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."', '"Do you concur?"', '"The place where a U.S. soldier goes to defecate, relieve himself, open his bowel, shit, fart, dump, crap, and unload, is called the latrine. The la-trine, from the French."', '"Big bottoms, big bottoms, talk about mudflaps, my girls got em."', '"My life is as good as an Abba song. Its as good as Dancing Queen."', '"Guns are for show. Knives are for pros."', '"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy."', '"Ill sleep with you for a meatball."', '"Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys."', '"Whats a nubian?"', '"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid."', '"Youve got red on you."', '"I touched the earth, and he loved me back."', '"Not you, fat Jesus."', '"This pile of shit has a thousand eyes."', '"Not the beeeees!."', '"Shes been fucked more times than shes had a hot meal."', '"I cant believe I just gave my panties to a geek."', '"Its a veg-e-ta-ble."', '"Goddammit, Id piss on a spark plug if I thought itd do any good! "', '"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?"', '"Now, youve got a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage. Take me to it."', '"Ever since I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster."', '"Wolfman has nards!"', '"Hes an angel. Hes an angel straight from heaven!"', '"Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup."', '"Somebodys got to go back and get a shitload of dimes."', '"You idiots! These are not them! Youve captured their stunt doubles!"', '"Bratwurst? Arent we the optimist?"', '"Sabrina, dont just stare at it, eat it."', '"I take your fucking bullets!"', '"Im kind of a big deal."', '"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains."', '"We deal in lead, friend."', '"I dont know, I mostly just hurt people."', '"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."', '"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin."', '"Lets shag ass."', '"Thats atomized colloidal silver. Its being pumped through the buildings air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!"', '"I dont understand. All my life Ive been waiting for someone and when I find her, shes … shes a fish."', '"Demented and sad, but social."', '"This is so bad its gone past good and back to bad again."', '"GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!"', '"Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just dont fall out of the sky, you know."', '"Theyve done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."', '"Richie, would you do me a favor and eat my pussy for me… please?"', '"Im hungry. Lets get a taco."', '"Theyre coming to get you, Barbara!"', '"Maybe youre the plucky comic relief."', '"We were frightened of being left alone for the rest of our lives. Only people of a certain disposition are frightened of being alone for the rest of their lives at the age of 26…we were of that disposition."', '"I used to fuck guys like you in prison"', '"Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you."', '"Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, theyre fascist."', '"Gentlemen, you cant fight in here! This is the War Room! — Dr. Strangelove"', '"Shut the fuck up, Donny."', '"If God did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep."', '"He was always a rather stupidly optimistic man. I mean, Im afraid it came as a great shock to him when he died."', '"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."', '"Meet me in Montauk."', '"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"', '"Thats just the way it crumbles … cookie wise."', '"Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."', '"Why didnt somebody tell me my ass was so big? — Spaceballs"', '"I aim to misbehave."', '"People are so stupid I cant bear to be around them anymore."', '"Fuck my cock!"', '"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least its an ethos."', '"The swan ate my baby!"', '"Im gonna punch you in the ovary, thats what Im gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker."', '"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."', '"The Hammer is my penis."', '"The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when youre uncool."', '"SQUIRREL!"', '"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive."', '"Inconceivable!"', '"Ive been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, Ive come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains."', '"My God. I havent been fucked like that since grade school."', '"Youre killin me Smalls!"', '"I was born a poor black child."', '"Ray, next time someone asks you if youre a god, you say YES!"', '"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."', '"I want my two dollars!"', '"Son, you got a panty on your head.') var title_array_1 = new Array('The', '') var title_array_adj = new Array( 'adorable', 'beautiful', 'clean', 'drab', 'elegant', 'fancy', 'glamorous', 'handsome', 'long', 'magnificent', 'old-fashioned', 'plain', 'quaint', 'sparkling', 'ugliest', 'unsightly', 'wide-eyed', 'red', 'orange', 'yellow', 'green', 'blue', 'purple', 'gray', 'black', 'white', 'alive', 'better', 'careful', 'clever', 'dead', 'easy', 'famous', 'gifted', 'helpful', 'important', 'inexpensive', 'mushy', 'odd', 'powerful', 'rich', 'shy', 'tender', 'uninterested', 'vast', 'wrong', 'angry', 'bewildered', 'clumsy', 'defeated', 'embarrassed', 'fierce', 'grumpy', 'helpless', 'itchy', 'jealous', 'lazy', 'mysterious', 'nervous', 'obnoxious', 'panicky', 'repulsive', 'scary', 'thoughtless', 'uptight', 'worried', 'agreeable', 'brave', 'calm', 'delightful', 'eager', 'faithful', 'gentle', 'happy', 'jolly', 'kind', 'lively', 'nice', 'obedient', 'proud', 'relieved', 'silly', 'thankful', 'victorious', 'witty', 'zealous', 'broad', 'chubby', 'crooked', 'curved', 'deep', 'flat', 'high', 'hollow', 'low', 'narrow', 'round', 'shallow', 'skinny', 'square', 'steep', 'straight', 'wide.', 'big', 'colossal', 'fat', 'gigantic', 'great', 'huge', 'immense', 'large', 'little', 'mammoth', 'massive', 'miniature', 'petite', 'puny', 'scrawny', 'short', 'small', 'tall', 'teeny', 'teeny-tiny', 'tiny', 'cooing', 'deafening', 'faint', 'hissing', 'loud', 'melodic', 'noisy', 'purring', 'quiet', 'raspy', 'screeching', 'thundering', 'voiceless', 'whispering', 'ancient', 'brief', 'early', 'fast', 'late', 'long', 'modern', 'old', 'old-fashioned', 'quick', 'rapid', 'short', 'slow', 'swift', 'young', 'bitter', 'delicious', 'fresh', 'greasy', 'juicy', 'hot', 'icy', 'loose', 'melted', 'nutritious', 'prickly', 'rainy', 'rotten', 'salty', 'sticky', 'strong', 'sweet', 'tart', 'tasteless', 'uneven', 'weak', 'wet', 'wooden', 'yummy', 'boiling', 'breeze', 'broken', 'bumpy', 'chilly', 'cold', 'cool', 'creepy', 'crooked', 'cuddly', 'curly', 'damaged', 'damp', 'dirty', 'dry', 'dusty', 'filthy', 'flaky', 'fluffy', 'freezing', 'hot', 'warm', 'wet', 'abundant', 'empty', 'few', 'full', 'heavy', 'light', 'many', 'numerous', 'sparse', 'substantial', 'aback', 'abaft', 'abandoned', 'abashed', 'aberrant', 'abhorrent', 'abiding', 'abject', 'ablaze', 'able', 'abnormal', 'aboard', 'aboriginal', 'abortive', 'abounding', 'abrasive', 'abrupt', 'absent', 'absorbed', 'absorbing', 'abstracted', 'absurd', 'abundant', 'abusive', 'acceptable', 'accessible', 'accidental', 'accurate', 'acid', 'acidic', 'acoustic', 'acrid', 'actually', 'adhoc', 'adamant', 'adaptable', 'addicted', 'adhesive', 'adjoining', 'adorable', 'adventurous', 'afraid', 'aggressive', 'agonizing', 'agreeable', 'ahead', 'ajar', 'alcoholic', 'alert', 'alike', 'alive', 'alleged', 'alluring', 'aloof', 'amazing', 'ambiguous', 'ambitious', 'amuck', 'amused', 'amusing', 'ancient', 'angry', 'animated', 'annoyed', 'annoying', 'anxious', 'apathetic', 'aquatic', 'aromatic', 'arrogant', 'ashamed', 'aspiring', 'assorted', 'astonishing', 'attractive', 'auspicious', 'automatic', 'available', 'average', 'awake', 'aware', 'awesome', 'awful', 'axiomatic', 'bad', 'barbarous', 'bashful', 'bawdy', 'beautiful', 'befitting', 'belligerent', 'beneficial', 'bent', 'berserk', 'best', 'better', 'bewildered', 'big', 'billowy', 'bite-sized', 'bitter', 'bizarre', 'black', 'black-and-white', 'bloody', 'blue', 'blue-eyed', 'blushing', 'boiling', 'boorish', 'bored', 'boring', 'bouncy', 'boundless', 'brainy', 'brash', 'brave', 'brawny', 'breakable', 'breezy', 'brief', 'bright', 'bright', 'broad', 'broken', 'brown', 'bumpy', 'burly', 'bustling', 'cagey', 'calculating', 'callous', 'calm', 'capable', 'capricious', 'careful', 'careless', 'caring', 'cautious', 'ceaseless', 'certain', 'changeable', 'charming', 'cheap', 'cheerful', 'chemical', 'chief', 'childlike', 'chilly', 'chivalrous', 'chubby', 'chunky', 'clammy', 'classy', 'clean', 'clear', 'clever', 'cloistered', 'cloudy', 'closed', 'clumsy', 'cluttered', 'coherent', 'cold', 'colorful', 'colossal', 'combative', 'comfortable', 'common', 'complete', 'complex', 'concerned', 'condemned', 'confused', 'conscious', 'cooing', 'cool', 'cooperative', 'coordinated', 'courageous', 'cowardly', 'crabby', 'craven', 'crazy', 'creepy', 'crooked', 'crowded', 'cruel', 'cuddly', 'cultured', 'cumbersome', 'curious', 'curly', 'curved', 'curvy', 'cut', 'cute', 'cute', 'cynical', 'daffy', 'daily', 'damaged', 'damaging', 'damp', 'dangerous', 'dapper', 'dark', 'dashing', 'dazzling', 'dead', 'deadpan', 'deafening', 'dear', 'debonair', 'decisive', 'decorous', 'deep', 'deeply', 'defeated', 'defective', 'defiant', 'delicate', 'delicious', 'delightful', 'demonic', 'delirious', 'dependent', 'depressed', 'deranged', 'descriptive', 'deserted', 'detailed', 'determined', 'devilish', 'didactic', 'different', 'difficult', 'diligent', 'direful', 'dirty', 'disagreeable', 'disastrous', 'discreet', 'disgusted', 'disgusting', 'disillusioned', 'dispensable', 'distinct', 'disturbed', 'divergent', 'dizzy', 'domineering', 'doubtful', 'drab', 'draconian', 'dramatic', 'dreary', 'drunk', 'dry', 'dull', 'dusty', 'dusty', 'dynamic', 'eager', 'early', 'earsplitting', 'earthy', 'easy', 'eatable', 'economic', 'educated', 'efficacious', 'efficient', 'eight', 'elastic', 'elated', 'elderly', 'electric', 'elegant', 'elfin', 'elite', 'embarrassed', 'eminent', 'empty', 'enchanted', 'enchanting', 'encouraging', 'endurable', 'energetic', 'enormous', 'entertaining', 'enthusiastic', 'envious', 'equable', 'equal', 'erect', 'erratic', 'ethereal', 'evanescent', 'evasive', 'even', 'excellent', 'excited', 'exciting', 'exclusive', 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'spy', 'square', 'squirrel', 'stage', 'stamp', 'star', 'start', 'statement', 'station', 'steam', 'steel', 'stem', 'step', 'stew', 'stick', 'sticks', 'stitch', 'stocking', 'stomach', 'stone', 'stop', 'store', 'story', 'stove', 'stranger', 'straw', 'stream', 'street', 'stretch', 'string', 'structure', 'substance', 'sugar', 'suggestion', 'suit', 'summer', 'sun', 'support', 'surprise', 'sweater', 'swim', 'swing', 'system', 'table', 'tail', 'talk', 'tank', 'taste', 'tax', 'teaching', 'team', 'teeth', 'temper', 'tendency', 'tent', 'territory', 'test', 'texture', 'theory', 'thing', 'things', 'thought', 'thread', 'thrill', 'throat', 'throne', 'thumb', 'thunder', 'ticket', 'tiger', 'time', 'tin', 'title', 'toad', 'toe', 'toes', 'tomatoes', 'tongue', 'tooth', 'toothbrush', 'toothpaste', 'top', 'touch', 'town', 'toy', 'toys', 'trade', 'trail', 'train', 'trains', 'tramp', 'transport', 'tray', 'treatment', 'tree', 'trees', 'trick', 'trip', 'trouble', 'trousers', 'truck', 'trucks', 'tub', 'turkey', 'turn', 'twig', 'twist', 'umbrella', 'uncle', 'underwear', 'unit', 'use', 'vacation', 'value', 'van', 'vase', 'vegetable', 'veil', 'vein', 'verse', 'vessel', 'vest', 'view', 'visitor', 'voice', 'volcano', 'volleyball', 'voyage', 'walk', 'wall', 'war', 'wash', 'waste', 'watch', 'water', 'wave', 'waves', 'wax', 'way', 'wealth', 'weather', 'week', 'weight', 'wheel', 'whip', 'whistle', 'wilderness', 'wind', 'window', 'wine', 'wing', 'winter', 'wire', 'wish', 'woman', 'women', 'wood', 'wool', 'word', 'work', 'worm', 'wound', 'wren', 'wrench', 'wrist', 'writer', 'writing') var story_1 = new Array( 'One man', 'One family', 'Two friends', 'Two brothers', 'A dream') var story_2 = new Array('will', 'may', 'might') var story_3 = new Array('discover a', 'find a', 'invent a') var story_4 = new Array('that will', 'that could', 'that may just') var story_5 = new Array('change the world', 'heal the world', 'alter the world', 'save us all', 'save the world from peril', 'unite us', 'bring us home', 'take us back', 'send us back', 'hold the key', 'unlock a forbidden door', 'change the universe', 'change the world') var story_6 = new Array('forever', '')